dance moms season 2 episode 6 “wardrobe malfunction”

PREVIOUSLY Brooke is in. Pey-Ton The Large is out. Kendall is off probation. Jill is off her rocker. The group places second, making them “the first losers” in Abby’s eyes. Bicker bicker bicker.

PYRAMID OF SHAME As per usual, the episode begins with the girls and moms lining up for their weekly denigration. Jill is the first to be called out because she has chosen to keep her boots on in the studio, which is a big no-no. Abby screams at her that the floor is $68,000. Jill keeps her boots on. Maybe if it were $78,000, Abby. Maybe.

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